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The Reverend said he didn’t know I missed church because I was in the hospital. Mother-In-Law had told him that I was in the clink again....

When I got out of the hospital yesterday I stopped at a Mexican ice cream joint, but I couldn’t eat any of it because it was too hot....

M.C. Tin Star moving bulls on the Lazy TL...

Went to town and bought a pickup load of cake. Got home late. They say a computer can do anything so I put She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed’s computer on ...

I’m a little suspicious.  There were six buzzards hanging around the corral.  Now there are only five.  Happy Thanksgiving!...

Mother-In-Law’s big night.  Also, the night I stay home and cower under the bed because she seems to have special powers on this date....

Mother-In-Law said she encountered a flying saucer full of Martians while she was riding her broom…They told her they were just stopping by eart...

She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed waited until I went into the outhouse and then she parked her car against the door so I couldn’t get out.  Kept me in th...

I’m a little worried about She-Who Must Be Obeyed. When we were dancing last night a guy walked up and said “may I cut in?”… a...